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I am frustrated by the steady dose of Kenny Chesney. This frustration increases when I remember the ACC's obsession with the Rascal Flats. No music gets me pumped up less for college football than country. They need to play some Ol' Dirty Bastard circa 1995.

And was Mark May wearing transition lenses?

Kenny Chesney AND Dave Matthews Band have contributed songs to ESPN's college football coverage this year. Which means you will gouge your ears out in late October.

angrychicken {l Wrote}:

b0mberMan {l Wrote}:

EagleNYC {l Wrote}:

bosa90 {l Wrote}:I bet the progressive auto insurance chick gives a mean beej.

I'm not feeling that red lipstick and horseface. But that's besides the point- you're probably right.

Oh, and the athleticism on display is astounding. The speed of this game is great and, unlike a Big XII game, the defense is right there with the offense.

What's encouraging is it looks like FSU still hasn't learned how to properly tackle.

Am I going to have to start another fight in the student union this year? Just let me know.

Is anyone else catching the girl in the front row of the student section that keeps grabbing her tube top from falling off? Just wait. It will fall off. I know too many girls that went to FSU. It shall be off on TV.

shit, i drank too many beers tonite to catch subtle things like this...

angrychicken {l Wrote}:

b0mberMan {l Wrote}:

EagleNYC {l Wrote}:

bosa90 {l Wrote}:I bet the progressive auto insurance chick gives a mean beej.

I'm not feeling that red lipstick and horseface. But that's besides the point- you're probably right.

Oh, and the athleticism on display is astounding. The speed of this game is great and, unlike a Big XII game, the defense is right there with the offense.

What's encouraging is it looks like FSU still hasn't learned how to properly tackle.

Am I going to have to start another fight in the student union this year? Just let me know.

Is anyone else catching the girl in the front row of the student section that keeps grabbing her tube top from falling off? Just wait. It will fall off. I know too many girls that went to FSU. It shall be off on TV.

So when is the "Cowgirl" story?

Miami is DONE if Harris goes down at any point during this season. D-O-N-E.

So endeth Miami's season.

Where did Marve end up anyways?

Does Miami's backup have the same "awkward teenager growing a mustache to look distinguished" look that Oklahoma's has? I hope so.

shockdoct {l Wrote}:

angrychicken {l Wrote}:

b0mberMan {l Wrote}:

EagleNYC {l Wrote}:

bosa90 {l Wrote}:I bet the progressive auto insurance chick gives a mean beej.

I'm not feeling that red lipstick and horseface. But that's besides the point- you're probably right.

Oh, and the athleticism on display is astounding. The speed of this game is great and, unlike a Big XII game, the defense is right there with the offense.

What's encouraging is it looks like FSU still hasn't learned how to properly tackle.

Am I going to have to start another fight in the student union this year? Just let me know.

Is anyone else catching the girl in the front row of the student section that keeps grabbing her tube top from falling off? Just wait. It will fall off. I know too many girls that went to FSU. It shall be off on TV.

So when is the "Cowgirl" story?

I forget. Did I hint at a cowgirl story? I must have, because I know what you speak of. She was an FSU grad. And "cowgirl" is more about positions than "FSU cowgirls". A little preview: her father was watching wrestling when I walked in and he was wearing a crown. True story, as always.

shockdoct {l Wrote}:Where did Marve end up anyways?

Purdue

shockdoct {l Wrote}:Where did Marve end up anyways?

Purdue

Is that douche frosh kicker really wearing gold shoes?

twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Is that douche frosh kicker really wearing gold shoes?

If BC had someone that could make a 52 yard field goal, I wouldnt care what color his shoes were.

FSUeagle {l Wrote}:

twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Is that douche frosh kicker really wearing gold shoes?

If BC had someone that could make a 52 yard field goal, I wouldnt care what color his shoes were.

Missed extra point.


These two teams are almost athletic as they are retarded. If either knew how to play disciplined football, they would be deadly. But they don't, so Miami 5 losses, and FSU 4. Mark it down.

Fun game if you like the big play

All that talent and absolutely no ability to cover anyone or tackle.

twballgame9 {l Wrote}:All that talent and absolutely no ability to cover anyone or tackle.

Another year of hearing about all the 4 and 5 star "ath-a-leets" that FSU has during game week, and then a week of bitching about "lack of discipline" and "being beat by guys with no talent."

You know what that last TD kind of reminded me of:



Note: Listen for "Back in the BC Groove" after the TD.

Miami is about to win this game.

Gold shoes drills it with the pressure on.

It took him less than 1 game to kick 2 longer FGs than Superfan could dream of attempting in 4 years.

Gold shoes with a shitty kickoff. Just gave away the game.

Why on earth are both teams consistently kicking off short? Particularly FSU's boneheaded decision; they are giving away the FG and allowing only a 60 yard field for the go ahead TD. Bone headed.

Jacory will screw it up. Mark it.

Jacory's punching this into the endzone. Book it.

You can short pass this FSU team to death. Mobile QB, short passes.

angrychicken {l Wrote}:Jacory will screw it up. Mark it.

You were saying?

angrychicken {l Wrote}:Jacory will screw it up. Mark it.

I wish you were right

angrychicken {l Wrote}:Jacory will screw it up. Mark it.

I have no horse in this race but he's been impressive.

Onyx Blackman {l Wrote}:Jacory's punching this into the endzone. Book it.

This post was made before that pass.