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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:45 pm
by twballgame9
pick6pedro {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Oh and Gardner didn't score a lot of runs last year. Unless you are dying for his 40 steals, he is a complete waste of space. Might trade him to one of the idiot Yankee fans.


32nd in MLB in runs last year, 19th in 2010. From a 9 that is a potential leadoff.

twballgame9 {l Wrote}:And Choo had 22 SBs in the two seasons prior to last. You are correct about Soriano's running, but I bet he squeaks out double digits if he stays healthy. Choo will go 20/20


Yes, I was counting Choo at 20 or so and Soriano at 3-5 - squeaking out 10 is more likely than that .280 BA you threw out, but still not likely.

Where else are your steals going to come from? Middle IF gets you about 30. Choo 20-25. Joyce is good for 15-20 (maybe). Beltran ain't running anywhere anymore.


In a 12 team league there are certain stats you must sacrifice. I'd rather concede steals than have Gardner dragging down 3 other categories and simply being equal in runs scored. If Joyce and Choo play all season without getting hurt they will both be in the ballpark of the 85 or so that Gardner will score. If he were leading off and hitting in front of Granderson, Tex and Arod or he was walking at all or hitting over .270, I might sacrifice his abysmal OPS for the steals and what would be 100 runs. Hitting at the bottom of the order and not getting on base, I see him being the front end of a lot of Derek Jeter DPs.

I'm actually more excited about the potential of his twin, Bourjos. He's got the potential to be a top of the order guy in a great lineup. May not be this season though, which leads me again to my major problem - all my OFs are on the way up or the way down. Just hoping to catch lightning in a bottle with 2 of them. Maybe Beltran and Choo, although Joyce is going to be a big stick one of these seasons.

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:34 pm
by pick6pedro
Carlos Pena

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:36 pm
by twballgame9
pick6pedro {l Wrote}:Carlos Pena


I assume you are referring to the bomb he launched?

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:43 pm
by pick6pedro
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
pick6pedro {l Wrote}:Carlos Pena


I assume you are referring to the bomb he launched?


Indeed. Welcome back Carlos.

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:54 pm
by DavidGordonsFoot
CC threw 27 pitches in the 1st inning.

Shields has thrown 44 through 2.

Took 40 minutes to play 1.5 innings, that's a four hour pace.

Watching AL East games must be a labor of love.

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:55 pm
by twballgame9
pick6pedro {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
pick6pedro {l Wrote}:Carlos Pena


I assume you are referring to the bomb he launched?


Indeed. Welcome back Carlos.


He'll revive my doubts by K'ing in his next three ABs

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:14 pm
by claver2010
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:CC threw 27 pitches in the 1st inning.

Shields has thrown 44 through 2.

Took 40 minutes to play 1.5 innings, that's a four hour pace.

Watching AL East games must be a labor of love.


Terrible

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:21 pm
by claver2010
There's better pitching duels in my Sunday softball league

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:24 pm
by DavidGordonsFoot
I see Ibanez homered, what was Sterling's call? Raul's rocket fuel? Don't be cruel, Raul? Take 'em to school, Raul? You rule, Raul?

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:26 pm
by DavidGordonsFoot
3 in the books, 11 total runs scored, took 1:15. Both starters are over 60 pitches, so don't expect the pace to quicken at this point.

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:26 pm
by claver2010
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:I see Ibanez homered, what was Sterling's call? Raul's rocket fuel? Don't be cruel, Raul? Take 'em to school, Raul? You rule, Raul?


Raul'll be seeing you

Needs work

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:28 pm
by DavidGordonsFoot
claver2010 {l Wrote}:
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:I see Ibanez homered, what was Sterling's call? Raul's rocket fuel? Don't be cruel, Raul? Take 'em to school, Raul? You rule, Raul?


Raul'll be seeing you

Needs work


Wow. :|

That's bad even for Sterling.

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:35 pm
by claver2010
Also another reason for this game taking forever

Image

On a side note, Al-Yankeezeera is absolutely brutal to listen to a game on. You'd think you have more money than god you'd be able to find some competent radio & tv people.

Granted Sterling & Waldman give great material for getting ripped on Boomer & Carton

Case in point: That's the one thing Sabathia has to be disappointed in, his fastball is a little flat today.

Are you kidding me? He's pitched 3+ and has given up 5 ER

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:44 pm
by twballgame9
Huge day for Mickelson today. The weekend could be fun to watch - some interesting names up there.

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:24 pm
by flyingelvii
Love that Freddy is up top, as he is pretty much every year. I hope Phil eats himself into a coma tonight.

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:28 pm
by claver2010
I need to find some spot starts for this week (thru next Sunday), this is annoying

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:11 pm
by Endless Mike
claver2010 {l Wrote}:I need to find some spot starts for this week (thru next Sunday), this is annoying


If Aaron Harang is available, he's starting in SD. I just picked him up for that.

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:32 am
by twballgame9
Carlos Pena and Carlos Beltran are killing me!

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:11 am
by bignick33
The draft for a league that I don't remember specifically remember agreeing to join (might or might not have been after some drinking) occurred on Saturday evening. Obviously, I wasn't present, and I was auto-drafted.

Rotisserie Style, 11 teams

C: Wilson Ramos
1B: Mark Teixeira
2B: Howie Kendrick
3B: Mike Moustakas
SS: Troy Tulowitzki
OF: Carlos Gonzalez
OF: Peter Bourjos
OF: Drew Stubbs
Util: Derek Jeter
Util: Nick Swisher
BN: Colby Rasmus
BN: Adam Dunn
BN: Delmon Young
BN: Alcides Escobar

SP: Cole Hamels
SP: Dan Baren
SP: Brandon Beachy
SP: Brandon Morrow
SP: Mat Cain
RP: Mariano Rivera
RP: JJ Putz
P: Chris Perez
BN: Corey Luebke

The draft for the league that I care about is tonight.

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:33 am
by bignick33
In the league that I care about, I had the third overall pick. This league has kind of a funny format...lots of active players:

Head to Head Each Category
8 Teams

C: Joe Mauer
1B: Miguel Cabrera (!)
2B: Neil Walker
3B: Evan Longoria
SS: Hanley Ramirez
2B/SS: Dee Gordon
1B/3B: Brett Lawrie
OF: Josh Hamilton
OF: Hunter Pence
OF: Coco Crisp
OF: Melky Cabrera
OF: Matt Joyce
Util: David Ortiz
Bench: Paul Goldschmidt
Bench: Dustin Ackley
DL: Carl Crawford

P: Felix Hernandez
P: Matt Cain
P: Matt Moore
P: Ubaldo Jimminez
P: Josh Beckett
P: Matt Garza
P: Joel Hanrahan
P: Jason Motte
P: Matt Capps

After moving Crawford to the DL, I immediately put a waiver claim on Kyle Lohshe, who would be on the bench of my pitching staff.

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:08 am
by claver2010
I know no one cares but my starters have fucking sucked this week:

Lester: vs. Tex 2.0, 8 H, 7 ER, 4 BB, 2 K, L
Santana: @ ATL 1.1, 4 H, 4 ER, 1 BB, 0 K, L
Masterson: @SEA 3.2, 7 H, 8 ER, 4 BB, 1 K, ND
Latos: @ STL 5.2, 9 H, 8 ER, 3 BB, 6 K, L

In total: 12.1, 28 H, 27 ER, 12 BB, 9 K, 0-3

A 20.08 ERA

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:09 am
by DavidGordonsFoot
claver2010 {l Wrote}:I know no one cares but my starters have fucking sucked this week:

Lester: vs. Tex 2.0, 8 H, 7 ER, 4 BB, 2 K, L
Santana: @ ATL 1.1, 4 H, 4 ER, 1 BB, 0 K, L
Masterson: @SEA 3.2, 7 H, 8 ER, 4 BB, 1 K, ND
Latos: @ STL 5.2, 9 H, 8 ER, 3 BB, 6 K, L

In total: 12.1, 28 H, 27 ER, 12 BB, 9 K, 0-3


This is why I don't understand playing H-2-H in baseball leagues.

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:39 am
by pick6pedro
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:
claver2010 {l Wrote}:I know no one cares but my starters have fucking sucked this week:

Lester: vs. Tex 2.0, 8 H, 7 ER, 4 BB, 2 K, L
Santana: @ ATL 1.1, 4 H, 4 ER, 1 BB, 0 K, L
Masterson: @SEA 3.2, 7 H, 8 ER, 4 BB, 1 K, ND
Latos: @ STL 5.2, 9 H, 8 ER, 3 BB, 6 K, L

In total: 12.1, 28 H, 27 ER, 12 BB, 9 K, 0-3


This is why I don't understand playing H-2-H in baseball leagues.


For people who have too short an attention span to play roto? FWIW, I play both, but much like I prefer auction to snake, I prefer roto to H2H.

No, I will not post my rosters, you jackyls.

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:53 am
by claver2010
pick6pedro {l Wrote}:
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:
claver2010 {l Wrote}:I know no one cares but my starters have fucking sucked this week:

Lester: vs. Tex 2.0, 8 H, 7 ER, 4 BB, 2 K, L
Santana: @ ATL 1.1, 4 H, 4 ER, 1 BB, 0 K, L
Masterson: @SEA 3.2, 7 H, 8 ER, 4 BB, 1 K, ND
Latos: @ STL 5.2, 9 H, 8 ER, 3 BB, 6 K, L

In total: 12.1, 28 H, 27 ER, 12 BB, 9 K, 0-3


This is why I don't understand playing H-2-H in baseball leagues.


For people who have too short an attention span to play roto? FWIW, I play both, but much like I prefer auction to snake, I prefer roto to H2H.

No, I will not post my rosters, you jackyls.


Agreed it's for those with short attention spans.

I'm auction (which is 127384021387410 times better than draft), H2H, Points

Prefer points over Roto but it limits the value of the Ichiros & Bournes

Why not?

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:05 am
by pick6pedro
claver2010 {l Wrote}:
pick6pedro {l Wrote}:
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:
claver2010 {l Wrote}:I know no one cares but my starters have fucking sucked this week:

Lester: vs. Tex 2.0, 8 H, 7 ER, 4 BB, 2 K, L
Santana: @ ATL 1.1, 4 H, 4 ER, 1 BB, 0 K, L
Masterson: @SEA 3.2, 7 H, 8 ER, 4 BB, 1 K, ND
Latos: @ STL 5.2, 9 H, 8 ER, 3 BB, 6 K, L

In total: 12.1, 28 H, 27 ER, 12 BB, 9 K, 0-3


This is why I don't understand playing H-2-H in baseball leagues.


For people who have too short an attention span to play roto? FWIW, I play both, but much like I prefer auction to snake, I prefer roto to H2H.

No, I will not post my rosters, you jackyls.


Agreed it's for those with short attention spans.

I'm auction (which is 127384021387410 times better than draft), H2H, Points

Prefer points over Roto but it limits the value of the Ichiros & Bournes

Why not?


I don't prefer points at all because it assigns some weird and often arbitrary value to a stat.

jealousy?

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:26 pm
by twballgame9
I prefer 5x5 roto, full season. But few people can pay attention that long. I don't have a real preference on draft, frankly, I don't even mind an auto draft in most leagues.

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:06 am
by Endless Mike
I was able to outbid everyone on Downs to finally secure a third closer, and with Lidge to the DL that shores things up for Henry Rodriguez for the time being. :cheer

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:28 am
by claver2010
I think my fantasy season thus far can be summed up by the fact that Pujols is my 5th best 1st base eligible player :suicide :suicide :suicide :suicide

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:42 am
by DavidGordonsFoot
claver2010 {l Wrote}:I think my fantasy season thus far can be summed up by the fact that Pujols is my 5th best 1st base eligible player :suicide :suicide :suicide :suicide


He's killing Anaheim. Their team ERA is 4.01, it's not the pitching staff's fault. They have just 15 HRs collectively, and not one player with double-digit RBIs.

Re: Gay Baseball Porn

PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:14 am
by bignick33
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:
claver2010 {l Wrote}:I think my fantasy season thus far can be summed up by the fact that Pujols is my 5th best 1st base eligible player :suicide :suicide :suicide :suicide


He's killing Anaheim. Their team ERA is 4.01, it's not the pitching staff's fault. They have just 15 HRs collectively, and not one player with double-digit RBIs.


They're 9 games back, and we're not even out of April yet.